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Blame China

13/12/2021

 
This little ditty practically germinated and gestated in a matter of minutes while I was trying to figure out a crossword puzzle clue: "One of 1200 in Central Park," an eleven letter word, first letter is "a," fifth letter is "i," and tenth letter is "l."

Blame China (by Peter Man)
Why can’t I sleep a wink? Blame China.
Why do I need a drink? Blame China.
Why can’t I pay rent? Blame China.
Why can’t I get a grant? Blame China.
My papa hates my mama; blame China.
My mama hates my papa; blame China.
My brother hates my guts; blame China.
I don’t know WTF; blame China.
Why am I watching Fox? Blame China.
Why do I watch Maddow? Blame China.
Why is Biden just like Trump? Blame China.
Why are donkeys like elephants? Blame China.
Freedom of choice gets us asses; blame China
Freedom of voice gets us liars; blame China
Freedom of war turns the world to ashes; blame China
Freedom of guns kills our own brothers; blame China
Why can’t we sanction all Chinese? Blame China.
Why can’t we sanction all dog fleas? Blame China.
Why can’t I have peace? Blame China.
Why can’t I eat cheese? Blame China.
Now finally I can sleep, because I can blame China.

Any New Yorkers know the answer to the crossword clue?
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