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Blame China13/12/2021 This little ditty practically germinated and gestated in a matter of minutes while I was trying to figure out a crossword puzzle clue: "One of 1200 in Central Park," an eleven letter word, first letter is "a," fifth letter is "i," and tenth letter is "l."
Blame China (by Peter Man) Why can’t I sleep a wink? Blame China. Why do I need a drink? Blame China. Why can’t I pay rent? Blame China. Why can’t I get a grant? Blame China. My papa hates my mama; blame China. My mama hates my papa; blame China. My brother hates my guts; blame China. I don’t know WTF; blame China. Why am I watching Fox? Blame China. Why do I watch Maddow? Blame China. Why is Biden just like Trump? Blame China. Why are donkeys like elephants? Blame China. Freedom of choice gets us asses; blame China Freedom of voice gets us liars; blame China Freedom of war turns the world to ashes; blame China Freedom of guns kills our own brothers; blame China Why can’t we sanction all Chinese? Blame China. Why can’t we sanction all dog fleas? Blame China. Why can’t I have peace? Blame China. Why can’t I eat cheese? Blame China. Now finally I can sleep, because I can blame China. Any New Yorkers know the answer to the crossword clue?
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