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Victoria's Secret Clan in America11/11/2018 Today is November 11, the magical day. I will divulge the secret identity of a person who has received help from the Stone man with one eye.
Clue number 1: This person has experienced an implausible rise from the lowly plebs, overcoming insurmountable obstacles to become a People's Tribune. Remember the peasant Liu Bang who became the emperor of Han, or Tang's lowly concubine who became China's only female emperor, or the wandering beggar monk who became the founding emperor of Ming? We're talking something of similar magnitude. Clue number 2: Success has not arrived all at once. The struggle will continue. It promises to be long and oft-times existential. This person says, "We cannot stop." This is the same as the indomitable will described by the Stone man with one eye as "Never giving up." Clue number 3: This person achieved the position of popular power not by selling promises to the highest bidder, not by horse trading with lucre and lies, not by engaging in incendiary demagoguery, and most importantly, not by radicalizing the flock with divisive and extremist ideologies. Who was it that said "Dogma is a bitch"? This person applied the Second Law of Economics known as Teyve's Conundrum and won. Clue number 4: This person spoke the unvarnished truth while millions were watching, "It is not good enough to throw a rock at our neighbor's yard. We’ve got to clean up our own house." All mainstream media has deleted this blasphemous statement. This short inconspicuous sentence implies that we are ourselves to blame, that we are responsible for many of the ills in the world, and that we have to clean up our own act. Reverend Martin Luther King, Jr. said, “A nation that continues year after year to spend more money on military defense than on programs of social uplift is approaching spiritual death.” He also said, “A man can't ride your back unless it's bent.” In the end, he held himself and all Americans responsible. Our People's Tribune understands Rev. King's point, that hypocrisy is a two-headed snake; it bites the hand that feeds it. Clue number 5: The First Law of Economics says, "Thou dost not own anything that thou canst not hide or defend." All living organisms must obey this law in order to survive. All trade depends on the explicit proof and implicit trust of ownership. You do not own anything you cannot defend and you cannot trade anything you do not own. This People's Tribune is a defender of the people, especially those who have been rendered defenseless. Clue number 6: All evidence shows that women are in the ascendancy. Females must unite to counterbalance the zero sum winner-takes-all scorch earth self-destruction strategy of the alpha males. Our defender is a woman. Clue number 7: Our People's Tribune is a young woman who rebels from the indoctrination of the ossified elite accepted as the inevitable reality by the zombified populace. She is in fact the youngest Tribune ever to be elected over someone who has been entrenched in great power for the past twenty years. Only the young can see through the deluge of lies. People who live and die in bullshit cannot comprehend flowers. Our defender has seen the truth and is now graced by the fragrance of the immortal bloom. Answer: Her name is Alexandria, which means "Defender of the People."
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